Beautiful Pug?

Last night, i was at the cast party of th Diviners, a play i did lights for. We finally discovered a way to make pugs beautiful. Of course it is still just an idea, and it has not been tried out yet. All you have to do is hit the pug on the butt really hard. The air pressure created by your hand will force the pugs nose out of its face, and it will look beautiful!